Unlike many other men’s suit hire shops, we own our stock and keep hundreds of wedding suits, dinner jackets, tuxedos, morning suits, waistcoats and accessories on the premises in each of our shops, all available to hire or to buy. Whether it's a wedding or a trip to the Ascot races, a Black Tie event or a school Prom, a Royal Garden Party or a White Tie invitation, we have everything from classic to contemporary and designer dress wear, including Highland Wear and Kilts, all available to hire or to buy. DAPPER Formalwear for Men can supply all of your men’s wear suit hire needs for that special occasion. If it’s menswear hire or rental that you’re looking for, then look no further. From hundreds of men's suit hire shops all around the UK, we’re pretty proud of that! We are also the founder GROOMSWEAR member of the BRITISH BRIDAL RETAILERS ASSOCIATION.
In 2017 we were named the UK NATIONAL WINNER in the Guides for Brides CUSTOMER SERVICE AWARDS 2017. We were also recently national finalists in the BEST GROOMSWEAR RETAILER category at the Bridal Buyer Awards. Here at DAPPER Formalwear for Men we’ve been offering a unique personal suit hire service to our customers since 1991 and we've been awarded the title of BEST MENSWEAR SUPPLIER, London and the South East, at The Wedding Industry Awards, 2015, 20. IF YOU'D PREFER NOT TO CALL, PLEASE USE THE FORM UNDER OUR " INFORMATION" MENU PHONE NUMBERS ARE AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE. IF YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT THE BEST WAY IS TO CALL US.
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WE’D LIKE TO THANK ALL OF OUR CLIENTS WHO HAVE USED OUR SURBITON SHOP OVER THE LAST THIRTEEN YEARS.
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Why… Yes, I do have a desire to drive faster than the majority of flying phallic-shaped objects! I’ll race any rocket-powered dildo for pink slips.Īlas, I’ve long fantasized of possessing a car in homage to those driven in Death Race 2000: A time in which a driver weren’t unjustly persecuted for mowing down pedestrians, but richly rewarded with points and hot chicks.OUR SURBITON SHOP HAS REACHED THE END OF THE LEASE AND WE HAVE NOW RELOCATED TO OUR DORKING STORE.ĪLL CLIENT INFORMATION AND EXISTING ORDERS HAVE BEEN TRANSFERRED TO OUR DORKING STORE AND WILL BE SERVICED FROM THERE. liquor & ice runs).Īll that aside, I chose the Cyclone based on this brilliantly designed ad: I always keep a spare or two for any lovely “co-pilots” who may accompany me on my travels (ie. In order to maximize the Dapperness of such a technologically advanced vehicle, I had my tailor design a special space-age, tin foil jumpsuit and polarized Iridium goggles. You know Fellas, I thoroughly enjoy the sensation of being strapped to an out-of-control rocket, because that’s how I live my Dapper™ life every day. The future in horizontal inter-galactic transportation. So what would I, Link Worthington III, jaunt within the confines of?Ī brand new, state-of-the-art Cadillac Cyclone, of course!Ĭutting edge, outer space-aliciousness. Float two ample scoops of ice cream on top (luckily for us you brought back the llamas), position your cherries to mimic nipples, and light the whole damn thing on fire! Do this 124 more times, then get the hell out of my penthouse! You reek of llama-lovin’. Place handful of ice and all liquids into gourd. Smuggle gourds and any llamas you may have taken a liking to back into the States, carve out all 125 gourds, and bring everything to my pad. Upon arriving at said destination, charter a local Incan guide and a team of 20 pack-mules/llamas/small children and trek east 250 kilometers to the hamlet of Huancayo, where you will proceed to purchase 125 Maranka gourds (since it will be a big party). But, I happen to be a card-carrying Platinum Member of the Mile High Diners Club, so my perks may be better than your complimentary bag of salty nuts! I only travel with Pan Am, and advise the same of you. Note: The Flaming Peruvian Nipple Twister is truly an unpalatable drink, but for historical accuracy and style, MUST be served in a devilishly dapper-esque hollowed out Maranka gourd.ģ part Peruvian Pisco (not that upstart Chilean swill)įirst, buy a first-class ticket to Lima, Peru. Really get to show off my acting chops for this one. The Flaming Peruvian Nipple Twister is the official drink for the International Bon Vivant, and an essential refreshment for my annual Peruvian Pillage & Plunder Pizarro Party, in which I don a Francisco Pizarro outfit and reenact his victory over Inca Emperor Atahualpa. One of the most impressive, yet impossibly difficult drinks to produce.
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